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Linda Martin is NOT a Vampire

WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY CONSTANCE HENRY & RACHEL THORNTON

DIRECTED BY HARRY EAVES

“Elsie is a dreamer.

Iris is aloof.

The Irish siren of Eurovision is coming to town, and the girls will have to put their friendship to the test to prove that Linda Martin is NOT a vampire.”

·:*¨༺ CAST ༻¨*:·

  • Constance Henry

    as IRIS

    (she/her)

  • Rachel Thornton

    as ELSIE

    (she/her)

·:*¨༺ CREW ༻¨*:·

  • Constance Henry

    (she/her)

    CO-WRITER

    CO-FOUNDER OF Play Not Funny

  • Rachel Thornton

    (she/her)

    CO-WRITER

    FOUNDER OF Trip Hazard Theatre

  • Harry Eaves

    (he/him)

    DIRECTOR

    Harry Eaves is a current UCD Film and Drama student. He is an interdisciplinary theatre maker.

    Harry has only recently broken into the festival scene. Last year, he performed in “Fifteen Minutes of Shame” (Play Not Funny / Belly of the Whale).

    Harry can also be seen performing in “The Politics of Disgust” (Play Not Funny) as part of this year’s SCENE + HEARD Festival.

  • Daragh McLachlan

    (he/him)

    PRODUCER

  • Ash Dawes

    (they/them)

    LIGHTING DESIGN

  • Eva McCartney

    (they/them)

    SOUND DESIGN

  • Joshua McNutt

    (he/him)

    SOUND DESIGN

  • CJ Titus

    (he/him)

    SET DESIGN

  • Luke Duffy

    (he/him)

    POSTER DESIGN

  • Hannah Thornton

    (she/her)

    WEBSITE DESIGN

⟡ Frequently Asked Questions ⟡

  • Saturday, 14th February at 21:45

  • Smock Alley Theatre,

    6-7 Exchange Street Lower,

    Temple Bar,

    Dublin 8,

    D08 EH67

  • 45 minutes

  • Comedy / Fantasy

  • Recommended for ages 15+

  • Expect strong language.

    References to horror and the supernatural.

    • Flashing lights

    • Loud noise, including raised voices

  • Tickets can be purchased here.