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Linda Martin is NOT a Vampire

WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY CONSTANCE HENRY & RACHEL THORNTON

DIRECTED BY HARRY EAVES

“Elsie is a dreamer.

Iris is aloof.

The Irish siren of Eurovision is coming to town, and the girls will have to put their friendship to the test to prove that Linda Martin is NOT a vampire.”

·:*¨༺ CAST ༻¨*:·

  • Constance Henry

    as IRIS

    (she/her)

  • Rachel Thornton

    as ELSIE

    (she/her)

·:*¨༺ CREW ༻¨*:·

⟡ Frequently Asked Questions ⟡

  • Saturday, 14th February at 21:45

  • Smock Alley Theatre,

    6-7 Exchange Street Lower,

    Temple Bar,

    Dublin 8,

    D08 EH67

  • 45 minutes

  • Comedy / Fantasy

  • Recommended for ages 15+

  • Expect strong language.

    References to horror and the supernatural.

    • Flashing lights

    • Loud noise, including raised voices

  • Tickets can be purchased here.